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Costco: The Bulk Store From Heck

So my roommate and I were browsing the frozen food section at the local Costco. We were looking at burrito bags of various sizes and I told my roommie, “Hey, I want quantity, not quality!”

Some woman passing by told us, “That’s just what a man would say!”

After a moment of stunned silence, I remarked, “It’s good to get confirmation that I’m a man… I think.”

We left Costco with sixty toilet paper rolls in two packs of thirty. Real men don’t share either.

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