So my roommate and I were browsing the frozen food section at the local Costco. We were looking at burrito bags of various sizes and I told my roommie, “Hey, I want quantity, not quality!”
Some woman passing by told us, “That’s just what a man would say!”
After a moment of stunned silence, I remarked, “It’s good to get confirmation that I’m a man… I think.”
We left Costco with sixty toilet paper rolls in two packs of thirty. Real men don’t share either.